Kambakht Bada Batmiz Hai

Kya Janu Yeh Ishq Kya Chiz Hai
Kambakht Bada Batmiz Hai

Ye Ladkiya Bhi Ajeeb Cheej Hoti Hai

Ye Ladkiya Bhi Ajeeb Cheej Hoti Hai
Choti Si Baat Ka Tufan Bna Leti Hai
Kuch Kaho Toh Muh Fula Letti Hai
Kuch Karo To Pet Fula Leti Hai

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali Se

Dosti Karo Collegewali Se Pyar Karo Officewali Se
Programme Karo Padosiwali Se
Aankh Ladao Sali Se Love Karo Dilwali Se
Aur Maar Khao Gharwali Se

Zamane Ke Darr Se Teri Tasveer

Zamane Ke Darr Se Teri Tasveer
Toilet Mein Laga Rakhi Hai
Dedaar Tera Ho Baar-Baar Isliye
Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai

Vasline Kya Kare

Bhoot Ban Kar Satayengay Tumhe

Yeh Mat Sochna Kee Bhool Jayegay Tumhe
Door Rah Kar Bhii Chahangay Tumhe
Agar Dost Bankar Raas Naa Aye
Bhoot Ban Kar Satayengay Tumhe

Joo Muddat Se Hota Aayaa Hain

Joo Muddat Se Hota Aayaa Hain,
Woh Repeat Kar Doonga…
Tu Naa Mili To Apni Zindagi
Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Doonga…

Paste Karna Bhool Gaye

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko
Taste Karnaa Bhool Gaye…
Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiyaa
Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gaye…

Kabhi To Double-Click Karo

Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein
Kabhi Mujhe Bhii Pick Karoo…
Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pee
Kabhi To Double-Click Karo…

No More Disk Space

Aisa Bhii Nahin Hain Kee
I Don’t Like Your Face.
Par Dil Kee Storage Mein
No More Disk Space.